jesus and mary chain: april skies

jesus and mary chain: happy when it rains

OOIOO

UMA by OOIOO

VooREDOMS live in fuji 2001

remote control paintball gun webcam

so this dude has a remote controlled paintball gun set up in his apartment. you can go to his website and look at his webcam while you move the gun around, then you can shoot it.

iggy pop on dinah shore 1977

lunar colony.

so apparently nasa is planning on creating a self sustaining lunar colony on the moon by 2020.
well, that sounds dandy to me, except for one problem: THE MOON DOESN'T EXIST!!!
thats right kiddos, if you don't believe me, see for yourself.

malakapalakadoo, skip two

this is supposed to encourage kids to use their imagination. i think it encourages kids to shoot lsd into their eyeballs.

flinestones influenced drug psa

"i saw a ufo" - mick jagger

Sir Mick Jagger has been visited by aliens.

Michael C Luckman - author of Alien Rock: The Rock 'n' Roll Extraterrestrial Connection - says The Rolling Stones rocker developed an interest in extraterrestrial phenomena after a close encounter of the third kind in the 60s.

Luckman said: "Mick Jagger has been very involved with the subject of UFOs for many years.

"In 1968 he went camping in Glastonbury with his then girlfriend, singer Marianne Faithful, and encountered a rare, luminous cigar-shaped mothership.

"Around the same time Mick had a UFO detector installed at his British estate. The alarm kept on going off whenever he left home, indicating the presence of strong electromagnetic activity in the immediate area."

The 63-year-old singer also sighted a UFO over the crowd during The Rolling Stones' infamous 1969 Altamont Concert in California.

Mick is not the only member of the band to believe in aliens. Guitarist Keith Richards has also admitted to "seeing a few".

Beatles legend John Lennon is another musician Luckman claims has experienced personal contact with beings from another planet.

He said: "John Lennon was apparently given a small egg shaped metallic-looking object which he in turn gave to Uri Geller, the psychic.

"He didn't know what the purpose of it was, but he claimed he had been given it by an extraterrestrial. Interestingly, this all happened less than a year before he was assassinated."

MAC Body Painting Cheong-sam Spectacular

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scarecrows!!!

nyc

happy easter

sonic youth - teenage riot

see you at pitchfork motherfuckers.

young@heart covers sonic youth's schizophrenia

joi lansing - web of love

pussycat a go go

there's no place like home

so rad.

sue teller mashes it up!!

original villains!!!!

original villains!!!
trailer number 2!!
THE SLEEPING CITY!!

original villains!!!!

original villains!!!
teaser trailer!!!
watch out motherfuckers!!!

keith richards snorted his father.

"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.
"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.
Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him.
"I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying.
"I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky.
"I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.

viper fish

Viper fish (Mesopelagic - found at 80-1600 meters - about a mile down) are some of the most wicked looking fish dredged up from the depths. Some of them are black as night all over with light organs (called photophores) in strategic places on their bodies, including one on a long dorsal fin that serves as a lure for the fish it preys upon. Some viperfish (and many other deep ocean fish species) don't have any pigment (color) at all - they're "see through".
They also have enlarged eyes, presumably for gathering as much light as possible where there is little or no light at all. The light organs create lights by using a chemical process called bioluminescence. Other deep ocean fish, such as the the gulper.
Deep ocean anglerfish eel have a hinged skull, which can rotate upward to swallow large prey. They also have large stomachs which can stretch to accommodate a fish much larger than itself. The gulper eel is particularly well-known for its impossibly large mouth - big enough to get its mouth around (and swallow!) creatures much bigger than itself. Fish that live down here must adapt to a very low food supply, eating only "scraps" that sink down from above, or sometimes eating each other.

rag chair by droog

this chair is made of 15 bags of rags.
purdy purdy.. it will go well in my secret gypsy tower.

dj tiesto shares his secrets

taz ah

by attua aparicio torinos for thorsten van elten
buy it here.

3 wishes

A violent state mental hospital patient said a genie commanded him to kill another patient, so he did. He apparently received further orders from the genie to escape, so he did.

what's his third wish?

vice tv

in case yr sleepin'
i'll throw you a link.

so your own adventure with sue teller

grandma tells how to customize your kicks.

jesus pets

if jesus returns tonight, who will feed your pets tomorrow?

god tube: you'll find jesus in there

god tube: drugs ballad

god tube: 4 problems of evolution

pretty paintings

kelsey brookes

Eine

korean sex theme park

Love Land is a sex theme park in korea.

oh, and children under 12 can enter for free as long as they're accompanied by adults.
more pictures here

russian squirrel pack kills dog

from jordy:


Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report.
Passers-by were too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in a village in the far east, which reportedly lasted about a minute.
They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.
A pine cone shortage may have led the squirrels to seek other food sources, although scientists are sceptical.
The attack was reported in parkland in the centre of Lazo, a village in the Maritime Territory, and was witnessed by three local people.
A "big" stray dog was nosing about the trees and barking at squirrels hiding in branches overhead when a number of them suddenly descended and attacked, reports say.

"They literally gutted the dog," local journalist Anastasia Trubitsina told Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper.
"When they saw the men, they scattered in different directions, taking pieces of their kill away with them."
Mikhail Tiyunov, a scientist in the region, said it was the first he had ever heard of such an attack.
While squirrels without sources of protein might attack birds' nests, he said, the idea of them chewing a dog to death was "absurd".
"If it really happened, things must be pretty bad in our forests," he added.
Komosmolskaya Pravda notes that in a previous incident this autumn chipmunks terrorised cats in a part of the territory.
A Lazo man who called himself only Mikhalich said there had been "no pine cones at all" in the local forests this year.
"The little beasts are agitated because they have nothing to eat," he added.

girls and octopusses

kalle gustafsson

pretty pretty pretty pretty

100 girls!!! 100 octopusses!!!

100 girls!!! 100 octopusses!!!!
heavenly!!!

porn saints

japan

Chewing gum just to freshen your breath is a thing of the past. Now with an innovative new gum from Japan, gum can freshen your whole body. Approximately an hour after chewing the gum, the special aroma component is emitted from your skin through the use of the new substances geraniol and linalool.

Available in three different flavors, Fuwarinka fresh citrus, Fuwarinka fruity rose, and Otokokaoru rose menthol for men, this unique gum will be available starting July 21st from CompactImpact.com.

$7 for a set of 2 packs (single flavor or mixed pack)
9 pieces per pack

ed banger party

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mrs. mouth

mrs mouth has a snack

david sedaris

i read dress your family in corduroy and denim and it was the shittiest thing i've read in the last few years. fuck the hype.

unicorn caused crash.

this shit is great:

A man told police not to blame him for crashing his truck into a light post — it was that unicorn behind the wheel. Prosecutor Ingrid Rosenquist said Phillip C. Holliday Jr. initially denied driving the truck involved in the March 7 crash in Billings. He told officers at the scene that a unicorn was driving, she said.

Holliday, 42, pleaded not guilty Tuesday to felony charges of criminal endangerment and drunken driving.

A pickup truck drove through a red light and nearly struck another truck in the intersection, according to court documents. The driver then made an erratic U-turn through a gas station, crossed the street and crashed into a light pole. Nobody was injured.

Holliday has five drunken-driving convictions. District Judge Gregory Todd kept his bail at $100,000 despite his lawyer arguing that Holliday's last such conviction was 14 years ago.

the magic position

by patrick wolf

control panel porn

control panels!!!!!

i want to eat it

HAGI, Yamaguchi -- A rare, white sea cucumber has been donated to a local museum after fishermen found it off the Sea of Japan at the end of February.

Fishermen found the 20-centimeter-long white sea cucumber on a rocky area off Hagi. Local fishermen generally admire white sea cucumbers because they believe they bring about good luck. The museum put the white one into a small water tank for visitors to watch.

Edible sea cucumbers live in the sea near Japan, South Korea and China. They are normally black, nut-brown or deep brown. (Mainichi)

hyperactive machine

the hyperactive machine.
i'm not sure if this is really fun or really annoying.

jeremy scott

kanye is a little bitch

Rap star Kanye West was named Best Hip Hop artist but still came off as a sore loser at the MTV Europe Music Awards. Kanye apparently was so disappointed at not winning for Best Video that he crashed the stage Thursday in Copenhagen when the award was being presented to Justice and Simian for "We Are Your Friends." In a tirade riddled with expletives, Kanye said he should have won the prize for his video "Touch The Sky," because it "cost a million dollars, Pamela Anderson was in it. I was jumping across canyons."

"If I don't win, the awards show loses credibility," Kanye said."

oh.. and then motherfucker was sued by Evel Knievel.
"He's just a disgrace to me," Knievel, 68, a resident of Clearwater, Florida, told Reuters in a telephone interview on Tuesday. "What a cheap shot. What a cheap, two-bit shot."

picture of the day

midnight rambler

midnight rambler. 1971.
look at that fucking gold shirt. hot damn.

kate moss kate moss kate moss

cocaine.

nikon.

four dreams of miss x: part 1

four dreams of miss x: part 2

beijings olympic stadium

beijing's olympic stadium.

oohh.. pretty.

satisfaction. november 1969

is mick jagger satisfied?

tom rubnitz

i've been watching too much shit like this lately

it can't be good for the mind.

rupaul on dance o rama

let rupaul and the uhauls teach you the o dance. they just got out of rehab and they're looking great!

the reagans need to talk to you.

priests to purify site after bush visit.

(AP) GUATEMALA CITY Mayan priests will purify a sacred archaeological site to eliminate "bad spirits" after President Bush visits next week, an official with close ties to the group said Thursday.

"That a person like (Bush), with the persecution of our migrant brothers in the United States, with the wars he has provoked, is going to walk in our sacred lands, is an offense for the Mayan people and their culture," Juan Tiney, the director of a Mayan nongovernmental organization with close ties to Mayan religious and political leaders, said Thursday.

Bush's seven-day tour of Latin America includes a stopover beginning late Sunday in Guatemala. On Monday morning he is scheduled to visit the archaeological site Iximche on the high western plateau in a region of the Central American country populated mostly by Mayans.

Tiney said the "spirit guides of the Mayan community" decided it would be necessary to cleanse the sacred site of "bad spirits" after Bush's visit so that their ancestors could rest in peace. He also said the rites -- which entail chanting and burning incense, herbs and candles -- would prepare the site for the third summit of Latin American Indians March 26-30.

naked girls and PETA

so PETA has gotten pornstar zara whites to pose in front of the agriculture fair in paris wrapped up in a meat package to convince people to go vegan.

mutant spider robots?

umm.. so i came across a "mutant spider robot"
!!!!

what would a unicorn do?

rev ted haggard massage table in ebay

Mike Jones, the former prostitute who serviced Ted Haggard, is eBaying the massage table on which Reverend Ted Haggard enjoyed himself with Mr. Love. Proceeds go to charity. It's at $860 with over 7 days left in the auction.

image of the day

moustache competition

so i shaved last night when i got home. and then i come across this. damn... just a few more days...
Soumyadeep Paul documentary on a moustache competition in Rajasthan.

london fashion week: manish arora

like.. whoa.

werewolves!!!

A Fond du Lac man who claimed he was a werewolf and spoke what sounded like a medieval language has been charged with criminal trespassing, criminal damage to property, disorderly conduct and possession of marijuana.

A $5,000 cash bail was ordered for Robert Marsh, 39 — who lists his address as the Fond du Lac County Jail — during an appearance Friday in Fond du Lac County Circuit Court.

A woman who lives on West Division Street contacted Fond du Lac police about 3 a.m. March 1 and reported that Marsh broke through the deadbolt on her door and grabbed her arm but was stopped by two men in the apartment, according to a criminal complaint.

Marsh was released from prison a few days prior to the incident and the woman had allowed Marsh to stay at her place because he was homeless, according to the report.

During the time Marsh stayed at the home he had not slept, was drinking and often incoherent, stating he was a werewolf, had powers and was involved in a witch religion, the woman told police.

When Marsh was located he had a small amount of marijuana on him and warned authorities that he could change forms.

If convicted of all charges the defendant faces up to almost eight years in prison and over $21,000 in fines.

His next court date is 1:30 p.m. Wednesday, March 14.

human bodyparts delivered to wrong address

CASCADE TOWNSHIP -- A Cascade Township couple made a disturbing discovery when two extra packages containing human body parts were delivered to their home.

Investigators with the Kent County Sheriff's Department say the packages originated in China and were supposed to be delivered to a laboratory in Traverse City. Instead, the driver from DHL accidentally thought the extra packages were part of the couple's order when he made the delivery on Thursday.

The couple opened the other packages and noticed the body parts.

The two extra packages are part of a much larger shipment. Investigators say three of the original five boxes shipped have been received. Of the two missing boxes, there could be up to 30 individually wrapped specimens that do not pose a health risk to the public.

Now a statewide alert has been sent to police agencies. Authorities say anyone who receives these packages by mistake, shipped by DHL, should contact police.

smithsonian on time machines

A physical time machine—a device available at Wal-Mart, as opposed to a natural wormhole somewhere in the cosmos—is possible. You begin with something square. Next, install mirrors at the corners and send a beam of light, perhaps from a laser, at one of the mirrors. The light will bounce to the second mirror, the third, the fourth and back through this cycle forever.

The force of this constantly circulating light will begin twisting the empty space in the middle. Einstein's theory of relativity dictates that everything happening to space must happen to time, so time begins twisting, too.

To fit a human inside this time machine we need to stack a bunch of these mirrors on top of each other, and add more light beams. Eventually, we'll have a cylinder of circulating light. Once we step inside, we're ready to fly through time....

Here's the catch: The time machine only allows someone to travel as far back as when the machine was first activated. Since no time traveler has shown up yet—check-out aisle tabloids notwithstanding—no such machine has yet been invented.

airline loses two legged dog

Faith, the dog best known for walking on two legs, was lost for several
hours at the Orlando International Airport on Wednesday.
Faith’s owner, Jude Stringfellow, said the airline put her dog on
the wrong flight. But there were howls of happiness as Faith and
Stringfellow were reunited.

Faith is a celebrity famous for walking on two legs. She’s the
world's most photographed dog, and what a day she had. "When you lose a
pet, it's over you can't bring it back," Stringfellow said.

Stringfellow went to pick Faith up after arriving in Orlando
on a flight from Oklahoma City. But she says for hours, no one could
find her beloved dog.
"Nervous, and I was upset because they wouldn't give me any
solid information" commented Stringfellow. Stringfellow said Faith's
spirit kept her going. She was born without use of her front legs and
still managed to survive.

"The whole concept behind my dog is faith and I named her
Faith. And I can't give up hope or give up faith," added Stringfellow.
Finally, the airline tracked Faith down, saying she was accidentally placed on a different flight to Orlando.

American Airlines called it their mistake. A spokesperson said they are investigating.