smash.

umm.. can you say SUPER SMASH FLASH??!!!

yea, i thought so.

sonnet to flight

Joseph put on his tweed coat and left home,

Up up the steps of the second hand store.

“I would like a flying machine to roam

to the stars to escape this horrid war.”



The clerk replied, “not a thing but a thought

Is what you seek, since this is your maya.

Flight must be understood, I cannot bought.

Offer the idea of flying to Gaia.



If she approves you will soar to high heights.”

Joseph thanked the clerk for the wise words said,

Closed his eyes and thought of glorious kites.

To the sky he rose, stars flew by his head.



The clerk laughed as he watched him soar away,

“another man freed, that’s seven today!”

23 girls brawl over handsome boy

Police were called in Bulgaria after a mass fight broke out between 23 teenage girls over a handsome male student. The girls, aged between 15 and 18, used brass knuckles, chains and beer bottles to fight over the lad whose name was not revealed. The girls, from the Bulgarian capital Sofia, agreed to fight it out and skipped school to meet up in a local playground in the Gorublyane district of the city. Several girls suffered minor injuries and dozens of passers-by reportedly witnessed the incident. But the alarm wasn't raised until after the fight when a father of one of the injured girls called the police.

ebay selling secrets REVEALED!!!!

so this sold for $11.18.
description:
Have you ever seen a serial number like this one before? It's a first for me. What's the big deal? The number - 68611989 - is the same rightside up or upside down! WOW! High bidder please include a s.a.s.e. (self addressed stamped envelope) with 39 cents postage attached. Or $3.00 postage for padded mailer, insurance extra if desired. NOTE: Items sent in your s.a.s.e. cannot be insured and are mailed at your own risk! SELLER NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LOSS OR DAMAGE TO UNINSURED MAIL!!! Insurance fees are as follows: final bids up to $50.00 = $1.35; $50.01 to $100.00 = $2.30; $100.01 and over = $2.30 plus $1.05 per each $100.00. Please e-mail me for foreign rates, not available for certain items. NEVER SEND CASH!!! Payments made with a money-order or cashiers check = your item will be shipped within a couple of days; if you send a check please allow time for clearance. AND I DO NOT ACCEPT PAYPAL!

an indian story 002

the white chief brought out some kettles and showed the indians how to boil water in them. but the kettles were too large and too heavy to carry about, so the indians asked that they be given small ones, for they believed they would grow to be large ones by and by. the indians received some small cups, as they desired, when the strangers took their departure. but the cups never grew to be kettles.

halloween costumes. 19fucking89

Melody Kramer and her brother Steven dressed as jellybean bags.

spam poetry 002

First her father, then her roommate?
What's wrong?
in 1967 He was totally disoriented.

He closed his eyes
and saw Annie removing the jack
and squeezing Elmer's Glue
into the hole in the module.
And if you don't take that money,
you're going to make me feel bad.
So did Paul.
"Oh yes. "She stopped, not turning around.
He had collected four of her bobby-pins
as assiduously as a squirrel collects nuts for the winter,
and had secreted them under his mattress
along with the pills.
Looking at those pictures
had given him a feeling
which was strange yet eerily intangible
it had been like looking at photographs
of his own imagination,
and he knew that from that moment on,
whenever he tried to imagine
Misery's little combination parlor and study,
Mrs Roman D. Tomb Raider

an indian story 001

Once there was an indian who became a christian. he became a very good christian; he went to church, and he didn't smoke or drink, and he was good to everyone. he was a very good man. then he died. first he went to the indian hereafter, but they wouldn't take him because he was a Christian. Then he went to Heaven, but they woudln't let him in - because he was an Indian. Then he went to Hell, but they wouldn't admit him there either, because he was so good. so he came alive again, and he went to the Buffalo Dance and the other dances and taught his children to do the same thing.


the end.

ballad of the la contessa

Ask reddit: I plan to travel back to the 1400s.
Any advice on how to recreate the Internet? :-)

Hi, I plan to travel back to the 1400s. I’d like to recreate the PC and the Internet within the community where I’ll be a guest. Internet requires PCs, and PCs require electricity and so on… any advice on how to recreate all this from scratch, what books should I bring and what preliminary inventions are required? Thanks in advance. :-)

PS: I plan to go back before Christmas, so please answer ASAP.

how to stop time.

a fellow named angelus silesius once said:

time is of your own making;
its clock ticks in your head.
the moment you stop thought
time too stops dead.

spam poetry 001

But he said no, he had to move along.
in 1858 and if you
“Not yet — not until you answer one question of my own.

It’s all right for you to see them,
but if they see you, Paul — either by accident
or because you try something tomorrow like you did today —
if that happens, I’m going to take the gun out of the bag and start shooting. ”
He tried to lift his hands and they came up a little.
Tell the goddamn truth. Pet writer.
“Geoffrey’s hands went to his shirt
and rubbed the heavy muslin wrappings beneath it restlessly.
they sat in a circle, and the game was like Annie’s chapter-plays,
and he almost always won Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2

it’s alive.

Dr. Frankenstein: Look! It’s moving. It’s alive. It’s alive… It’s alive, it’s moving, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, IT’S ALIVE!
Victor Moritz: Henry — In the name of God!
Dr. Frankenstein: Oh, in the name of God! Now I know what it feels like to be God!